Teacher: 'kisses' ko sentence me is trha istamal karo
k word b na aae aur meaning ajae?
Student: Aaj subha subha girl frnd se buht mun mari hogai..
B.V apnay shoher se
Wo dekho larka mujh smile de reha hy"
Shoher:"Smile nai de reha,
jab main nay b tumhain pehli bar dekha tha
to meri b hansi nikal gai thi.
WIFE: suno ji,
ap ko mri beauty zyada achi lagti he ya mri akalmandi..?
HUSBAND: mujhey to tumhari
yeh mazaak karney ki aadat sab sey achi lgti he.
Chahta hoon tujhe pyaar doon,
dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,
par jab tera SMS nahi milta to,
man karta hai tera sir pharh doon
Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ,
Jis k lie "Night Package" krwaya tha uski mangni ho gayi aaj...
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