Funny SMS

Teacher: 'kisses' ko sentence me is trha istamal karo

k word b na aae aur meaning ajae?

Student: Aaj subha subha girl frnd se buht mun mari hogai..

B.V apnay shoher se

Wo dekho larka mujh smile de reha hy"

Shoher:"Smile nai de reha,

jab main nay b tumhain pehli bar dekha tha

to meri b hansi nikal gai thi.

WIFE: suno ji,

ap ko mri beauty zyada achi lagti he ya mri akalmandi..?

HUSBAND: mujhey to tumhari

yeh mazaak karney ki aadat sab sey achi lgti he.

Chahta hoon tujhe pyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab tera SMS nahi milta to,

man karta hai tera sir pharh doon

Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ,

Jis k lie "Night Package" krwaya tha uski mangni ho gayi aaj...

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Funny SMS,

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :-) Judge Said To Pathan: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai… Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …? SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se… Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . . Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7 1st Sardar to other, Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho? 2nd Sardar, “Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye” Samjhey! Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey: agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey? Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon, DishkooN Sardar: Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha… Dost: Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho? Sardar: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari, sardar usk peeche bhaga, tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya, sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale “Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai”. Police-Tumhara dost kese mara Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet me chuhe kud rahe he to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

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Funny SMS

Egg tou white hota hy

White tu milk b hota hy

Milk tou buffalo deti hy

Buffalo tou kali hoti hy

Kale tou bangali bhi hote hain

Bangali tou pan khate hain

Pan tou lal hota hy

Lal tou gulab bhi hota hy

Gulab may tou kante hotay hain

Kante tou fish me bhi hotay hain

Fish tu achi hoti hy

Achay tou insan bhi hote hain

Insan tou lambey hote hain

Lamba tou yeh msg bhi hy

Laikin

Mujhe is say kya

Mujhe tou tumhara dimagh khana tha kha liya.

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Shabash...!!

Kal a,b,c, parhen ge....

Ye dunya itni zalim he nawaz.

Dhuk diya zardari ne or mar gaya faraz..

Jhootha peeney se mohabbat barhti hai fraaz...

Yeh keh k woh meri saari pepsi pi gya...:->

Girl:- what do u like in me??

Boy:- those 2 white big balls having black dots on it....

Girl:- whatttt?

Boy: yar ur beautiful eyes....

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi warna

Zindagi bhar tujy"murga"

<ö>bana k rakhun

I Like u Bcoz…

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact. :’)

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most

I Would Sit Next 2 U

Put My Arms Around U

&

Say Proudly

I Love Animals

Especially Dis Monkey

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur

Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum

Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile

Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

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