Funny SMS

Egg tou white hota hy

White tu milk b hota hy

Milk tou buffalo deti hy

Buffalo tou kali hoti hy

Kale tou bangali bhi hote hain

Bangali tou pan khate hain

Pan tou lal hota hy

Lal tou gulab bhi hota hy

Gulab may tou kante hotay hain

Kante tou fish me bhi hotay hain

Fish tu achi hoti hy

Achay tou insan bhi hote hain

Insan tou lambey hote hain

Lamba tou yeh msg bhi hy

Laikin

Mujhe is say kya

Mujhe tou tumhara dimagh khana tha kha liya.

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Shabash...!!

Kal a,b,c, parhen ge....

Ye dunya itni zalim he nawaz.

Dhuk diya zardari ne or mar gaya faraz..

Jhootha peeney se mohabbat barhti hai fraaz...

Yeh keh k woh meri saari pepsi pi gya...:->

Girl:- what do u like in me??

Boy:- those 2 white big balls having black dots on it....

Girl:- whatttt?

Boy: yar ur beautiful eyes....

Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi warna

Zindagi bhar tujy"murga"

<ö>bana k rakhun

I Like u Bcoz…

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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.

Fact. :’)

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most

I Would Sit Next 2 U

Put My Arms Around U

&

Say Proudly

I Love Animals

Especially Dis Monkey

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur

Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum

Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile

Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.