Funny SMS,

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta :-) Judge Said To Pathan: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai… Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …? SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se… Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . . Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7 1st Sardar to other, Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho? 2nd Sardar, “Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye” Samjhey! Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey: agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey? Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon, DishkooN Sardar: Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha… Dost: Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho? Sardar: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari, sardar usk peeche bhaga, tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya, sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale “Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai”. Police-Tumhara dost kese mara Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet me chuhe kud rahe he to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.